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Mar 10, 2017 - 5:46AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

According to what I have seen of the archaeological record I don't think the camel was domesticated back in the bronze age. The first people I know of to ride camels were the Aramaeans who overran the Middle East back in the 10th century B.C..

Mar 10th, 2017 - 5:46 AM

paint dog

Mar 10, 2017 - 6:03AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

I'm disappointed my joke in the OP has met with no response. I'd try another "camel joke" but I'm dry.

However, if this is how my humour is treated on the forum I may have to desert you.

donald

ironsides

Mar 10, 2017 - 7:06AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

I would say that was Just Deserts, you can lead a camel to water but you cant make it drink

Grumble

Mar 10, 2017 - 8:22AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

ironsides

I would say that was Just Deserts, you can lead a camel to water but you cant make it drink

I'd rather have just dessert, thank you very much. No soup or salad or main course needed.

And I always thought the saying was, "You can lead a camel to water, but you can't stop it drinking just about anything that is in liquid form." Even some desserts.

Mar 10th, 2017 - 8:22 AM

Malcolm

Mar 13, 2017 - 5:12AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

The correct quotation is the following:

"A Camel can take you to water but a Pencil must be led (lead)"

Best regards,

Malcolm

Grumble

Mar 13, 2017 - 2:56PM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

It could also be "A camel can take you to water, but it might not leave you any."

Mar 13th, 2017 - 2:56 PM

Bill Guiroff

Mar 13, 2017 - 9:41PM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

Face it, Paint Dog, these jokes are going on by themselves. And definitely your posts are appreciated!

Bill

Mar 13th, 2017 - 9:41 PM

PLCunha

Mar 14, 2017 - 7:26AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

Once I had a camel but one day it vanished in smoke...

Grumble

Mar 14, 2017 - 2:52PM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

PLCunha

Once I had a camel but one day it vanished in smoke...

I've seen that kind of camel before; it usually travels in packs....

Mar 14th, 2017 - 2:52 PM

Malcolm

Mar 15, 2017 - 1:30AM

Re: I'm appearing here all week.....

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey.

Best regards,

Malcolm

Paint Dog

Mar 15, 2017 - 4:35AM

What have I started?????

Keep 'em coming guys. Most amusing.

donald

Flashman

Mar 15, 2017 - 5:32AM

Re: What have I started?????

A camel - "a thing that eats dates". Stan Laurel

Flashman

Mar 16, 2017 - 6:22AM

Re: What have I started?????

What did the camel tow?

The Sheik's spear

Bill Guiroff

Mar 16, 2017 - 10:29PM

Re: What have I started?????

What's more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns?

One angry Narn, with the key!

Old 'Babylon 5' joke, got nothing to do with camels but I liked it.

Bill

Mar 16th, 2017 - 10:29 PM

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