Re: For Aspern-Essling check meseum schedule & keep expectations low
This reminds me of a story about a man who told his friends that he was going to Paris to enjoy himself.
You pig, was the answer
But I am bringing my wife!
You stupid pig!
Vienna is top, and has a long history. One of the Ubahn stations is calles Schwedenschantze. I once asked an Austrian friend about the name: Well, he said, half a year after the Turcs left, the Swedes arrived and laid siege to the city!
If you bring your wide, and she likes hoses (a dangerous combination) you also have the Spanish Riding School at Hofburg.