WoW!! I think I'll start my own country ... so I can benefit from taxes
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ESPECIALLY Texans! The oil, beef, and cowboy taxes of 1778 dont'cha know.
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Even TEXAN'S
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Only the King and good Lord above are exempt from British taxes. The sun never sets on the British Empire and all that eh what?
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Arn't the Irish exempt from British taxes???
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Gentlemen of the Colonies,
Your taxes are long overdue. It's now time to pay for the generous "protection" and benefits that you so mercifully receive from His Majesty, in the form of your taxes. Come now lads, it's better than spending your hard earned gold for yet another coon skin hat, eh what? And please, last time someone slipped a flattened out musket ball into the tax coffer. Hopefully this will not be repeated. Right then!...so form a line on my left, you do know how to form a line hmmm?, and drop your Yankee dollars into my cartridge box, er....tax coffer.