Gentlemen of the Colonies,



Your taxes are long overdue. It's now time to pay for the generous "protection" and benefits that you so mercifully receive from His Majesty, in the form of your taxes. Come now lads, it's better than spending your hard earned gold for yet another coon skin hat, eh what? And please, last time someone slipped a flattened out musket ball into the tax coffer. Hopefully this will not be repeated. Right then!...so form a line on my left, you do know how to form a line hmmm?, and drop your Yankee dollars into my cartridge box, er....tax coffer.